April 2011
2 posts
1 tag
March 2011
4 posts
February 2011
7 posts
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
"Dude, wanna hang out?" "Nah, hanging out with my...
January 2011
2 posts
1 tag
November 2010
13 posts
“Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices; it’s hard. But if...”
– Marshall, in “How I Met Your Mother” The Wedding
Truer words have never been spoken. <3
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I agree!
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Why was Snow White given an apple with poison? To...
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“A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your...”
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October 2010
38 posts
Every person has 1000 wishes, a cancer patient...
happythings:
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deepfriedjupiter:
when you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
when she misses you, she’s hurting inside.
when she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers.
when she walks away from you mad, follow her.
when she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
when she pushes or hits you, grab her tight &…
“I want to be your everything, your reason to wake up in the morning, the girl...”
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